Limb Dismemberment, Nudist Bars, and Cross-Dressing

Man, I am posting this way to late.
Three Dreams.

First, I was an actor for some movie. I was sitting down next to this log and I had to do something with my hand. I had to make it not look like it was a part of me. I was doing it wrong according to the director.

"You got to make it look more disconnected!"

So I cut my hand off with a butcher knife.

I said to the director, "IS THIS DISCONNECTED ENOUGH?"


Yeah that was weird.


Second Dream, I was in a class. The teacher wanted to go on a field trip to a nudist bar club. I was incredibly disturbed. The teacher was also hot. But I was more distracted by the fact that she wanted to take everyone to a club where you have to be naked. It was weird.


BUT IT GETS WEIRDER!


In the third dream, My mother convinces me, god knows how, to dress like a girl to in order to sneak into a dance troupe because it was an OPPORTUNITY and would look good on my resume.

I would like to point out that this is flawed logic in every sense, since I am deceiving everyone in the first place. I also am absolutely terrible at dancing.

Everyone must have been blind because the disguise sucked, but they still thought I was a girl. Even a newly realized brother that I have never seen or ever had before. (I only have a little sister by the way.)

I managed to get accepted into the troupe, but this is when I realize how fucking stupid this whole damn situation was. I was pissed and I yelled at my mom.

She got really upset in a way that she usually does and walked away. Then I told my Dream-brother that I was a guy. He was confused and disturbed.

And I was angry. Really Angry. I will consider this a nightmare because I was emotionally distressed by the whole thing.