Wednesday, December 30, 2009

Dragon Age: Origins

So I have been playing this game a lot recently, probably too much.


Eh.

My dream was that Allistar, Morrigan, and some random dude were in a cave when this guy turns into a giant head with three eyes that had arms that were holding a spear that was blue and glowing. Morrigan got onto the top of the head and made it attack itself 3 times by taunting it.

I have to say Morrigan is one of my favorite characters.

Ah this was a funny dream, originality in a skin of a game.

Tuesday, December 29, 2009

Fantasy Quest: The search for silly clothes

I was a mighty warrior, having a dream, inside my dream. It was a fantasy type setting like with dragons and stuff. I was on a quest to find Victorian Magician Clothes; like a top hat and white gloves. I then woke up from my dream inside my dream. I then went on with my companions and then we got ambushed by a Devil Child.


My recorder came in handy! I didn't remember this at all after I recorded it. It was a good save!

Ropes and Games

The first dream I had last (last) night was about a rope that made dreams clearer and easier to remember. It was called a Kakekai and it was a Jewish artifact apparently. Maybe the person who made it was a Jewish Japanese person?

Who knows!

Second Dream, I was in a restaurant. I thought what it would be like if I chose video games over everything else in my life, my life didn't turn out that well apparently. then this kid next to me started playing a weird game with someone else. It was interesting and involved a sheet with squares on it and cards.

Monday, December 28, 2009

Limb Dismemberment, Nudist Bars, and Cross-Dressing

Man, I am posting this way to late.
Three Dreams.

First, I was an actor for some movie. I was sitting down next to this log and I had to do something with my hand. I had to make it not look like it was a part of me. I was doing it wrong according to the director.

"You got to make it look more disconnected!"

So I cut my hand off with a butcher knife.

I said to the director, "IS THIS DISCONNECTED ENOUGH?"


Yeah that was weird.


Second Dream, I was in a class. The teacher wanted to go on a field trip to a nudist bar club. I was incredibly disturbed. The teacher was also hot. But I was more distracted by the fact that she wanted to take everyone to a club where you have to be naked. It was weird.


BUT IT GETS WEIRDER!


In the third dream, My mother convinces me, god knows how, to dress like a girl to in order to sneak into a dance troupe because it was an OPPORTUNITY and would look good on my resume.

I would like to point out that this is flawed logic in every sense, since I am deceiving everyone in the first place. I also am absolutely terrible at dancing.

Everyone must have been blind because the disguise sucked, but they still thought I was a girl. Even a newly realized brother that I have never seen or ever had before. (I only have a little sister by the way.)

I managed to get accepted into the troupe, but this is when I realize how fucking stupid this whole damn situation was. I was pissed and I yelled at my mom.

She got really upset in a way that she usually does and walked away. Then I told my Dream-brother that I was a guy. He was confused and disturbed.

And I was angry. Really Angry. I will consider this a nightmare because I was emotionally distressed by the whole thing.

Saturday, December 26, 2009

Rock Climbing at The Zoo

The title says it all.

I was at a zoo, with my family, and we rocked climbed a whole lot on fake plastic rock walls. There were however, a few weird things with the place.

There were no animals. Yet it was distinctly a Zoo. There was also only like two people working in this Zoo. I found this weird as well. In other words, It was my family and me, all alone.

did I mention that the rock climbing walls were impossibly hard. All of them ended with horizontal roof junk. What kind of rock wall is this?

Oh, we were also all incredibly happy except for me who was frustrated by the fact that the stupid walls got really way too hard.
Did I mention that wall where you had to climb up against a miniature waterfall?

Friday, December 25, 2009

A Sleepless Night

Wow, for the first time in this blog, I did NOT dream. I blame the new Passion Pit CD that I played 10 times in a row, and the Chocolate.


Mostly, the Chocolate. Note to self, don't eat a shit load of chocolate before going to bed, you won't sleep.

Sadly, you would think that I would know this. I didn't. How irritating.

"Experience is common sense pounded into you."


In other news, I had a Secret Santa gift given to me over the internet. It was a story, about a robot girl, in world where they police dreams. If you dream, you become a "Dream Donor," and have your ability to dream ripped form your head. Those dreams are used to create D.E.S.O.V-2 Robot(yeah, it is my handle name, so cheesy, but still oh so awesome at the same time). The Robots are designed to do anything (including sex) that a human can, but perfectly. Obviously made by the Corporation to quell the masses and gain total control of the world.

Even though the Robots are designed to be human simulacrums of the person they took the dreams from, even they are not allowed to dream. However, a memory unit wipe and extensive "Training" is a simple thing for the automated Black Box Security Systems.

The Story ends with a very creepy, yet subtle twist. I thoroughly enjoyed it.

Contender for best gift ever? Quite Possibly. Who made it? I still got no idea, but it is completely awesome.

This reminds me, MERRY CHRISTMAS EVERYONE.

Thursday, December 24, 2009

Undercover, Fixing Roofs.

I was undercover in a roofing agency. People knew who I was, but they didn't know my reason...


Me neither.

Basically, it was my entire high school class that worked for this place. We went into a large room that was mostly empty. There was alcoves randomly in the wall that had miniature versions of those Japanese towers. I was fixing the roof of one of them. Everyone else was working on the random walls around the place. After everyone was done, we had to change out of the uniforms and into normal clothes, right there. It was just a jumpsuit. I didn't know because I was undercover.

thankfully, I was resourceful and stopped time and changed without anyone realizing it.
I walked out of that place and no one realized it.

BAM.

Wednesday, December 23, 2009

Island to Road Trip to Bounty Hunter

It all started out on an Island of some sort, yet everything looked like an 8-bit video game. There was a really pretty sunset, and I was talking to someone.
All of a sudden, I am in my family's red mini-van on road trip. This is strange since I have never really been on a road trip before. We end up driving around and come back to my hometown. My parents park at a bluff and they leave the car with my sister to do something.

I get bored so I decide to go to the front of the car. The brakes on my car start to break as my parents come back towards me. They jerk and finally go away and I go down the super steep hill in the car. I get out of the car quickly and it is like I am floating. The car seems not nearly as heavy as it should be and I pull down the back to keep it stabilized while seemingly floating down the bluff along with it. It rests at the bottom completely unscathed. My dad congratulates and thanks me. He doesn't notice how ridiculous that entire scene was.

We get back into the car and it turns into a really old looking convertible and my family is no longer there. Instead are two punks. The car turns into a restaurant booth that is still outside and on a street in the middle of a city. Apparently, I am now a bounty hunter. I argue with the two punks until this guy shows up. I get out of the booth and whip out a lightsaber. I fight the guy, as he too, has a lightsaber.

I wake up.

I actually used the voice recorder today! It was sorta helpful! HUZZAH!

Tuesday, December 22, 2009

Football, Another City, Crazy Scientists, Rice People, and Corn.

In this dream, I was a superhuman Punter. I could punt a football 100 yards. That is the entire field... and twice as far as any normal pro punter. Anyways, I played football for a while until I randomly appeared in a city. Thanks to my superior punting skills, I could jump really far and high. I was a super traceur.

Awesomesauce.

Of course, this would obviously attract the attention of the local mad Scientist who began to chase around the scientist in his hovership that had lasers.

Rooftop chase insues.

I find myself running into an underground train station. As I board the train, I am kidnapped by someone.

I wake up in the middle of corn field sitting in a chair next to the scientist in the same position. Suddenly rice appears in the air and turns into the mock shape of a women...

I am made a slave of the rice lady...

This dream went from epic to just plain weird as hell quickly...

Monday, December 21, 2009

Demon Elves at College

So I was outside this building in a very residential looking area and I see this small person drilling screws and things into a tree nearby that is connected to the telephone wire or something. I ask him if he is bugging the place and he says no, but it is obvious he is. I tell he is a great person for an idiot. He gets annoyed at me, souding like he is hurt inside, and walks off. I go up to the tree and remove the stuff he out in.
As I was doing that, a black kid gets out of a car next to the tree and walks into the building. I am slightly confused. I also never see the kid again.
After removing the bugging stuff, I carry it all into the building. Inside kind of looks like a very messy version of a lobby in a dormitory. There is a stair way up on the left and double doors on the right. I go through the doors and come into another hallway. I turn right and see more doors.
I go through those as well.
I arrive in a large recreation center basically and everyone in there is someone I know either from high school or college. There are four people playing Wii tennis. A person named Mike gets a point and takes out a speakerphone to tell everyone how awesome he is. I sit down at a small table to put down all the random junk in my hands. There is a lot of it.

I wake up.

This was an interesting dream, though mundane. The funniest part of it was the demon elf midget bugging the place. I can't remember the details, but the conversation was funny as hell.

I also have to say how weird it is seeing people I know in my dreams. Tops faces I remember the most; Megan (High School Friend), Mike (High school Friend), Ashley (High School Classmate), and I think Grace (Animation 101 Classmate in College), though I am not for sure, I could be dead wrong on that assumption. Eh, who cares. I record what I think I saw.

I am using the recorder now! Not just for dreams, but just for random ideas I come up with when I am in bed. I wish to use some of these someday.

Sunday, December 20, 2009

Time Travel and Movie Magic

I am driving along this road until I end up at a random house. All of a suddden, I am in this movie I think with Chuck Norris. I think he is trying to kill me or something... Anyways, we are running around this house and I am almost dying until this weird looking robot thing bursts out of someone and tasers Chuck Norris to death. I don't really care, so I leave with it.
It turns into my sister and my Mom shows up and we are suddenly in the 70's via time travel to find my sister a dress for some reason...

We go to a grocery store first.

I buy a coca-cola and go around the store until I find this weird hallway. I open my Coke and drink it very noisely, there is way too much soda in the can that is physically possible. A fat lady comes around the corner and attacks me becasue she thinks I am doing something wrong. I tell her I am just drinking this Coke and she leaves.
I go out into the regular part of the store and apparently I have not paid for my Coke yet, which is strange. I pay for it and then my sister shows up with her Ipod. The guy asks what it is and I say it is a music player that will be popular in about 30 years. He looks at me funny and walks away.
We go to the the dress store or whatever and I get so bored that I fall asleep in my own dream... I wake up and girls from my old high school are there. I think to myself, "oh great..."

At this point in the dream, I really can't remember what happens. I think I escape and do something, but I am not for sure. That is it for today!

Saturday, December 19, 2009

More Continuity! Fortress Zoo!

AS the title says, I have had a dream about this place before! It is fortress place that is also a zoo. However, all the Animals in the zoo turn into People when they walk out of the pins! So it is like a prison I guess... they are a few ways to look at this place...


ANYWAYS, There is a gate with two towers on each side. The gate opens up to a artificial valley hallway without a ceiling. The lead to another, even larger, gate. I do not know what is behind that gate though.

At one point of the dream, these two guard idiots make the guard tower on the left fall over and it starts burning a wall. I put it out annoyed.( in my previous dreams they really did set part of the place on fire... I guess I learned from experience sorta... hehe.)
I apparently work at this place. On the left side of the place is the aquatic area, there are GIANT almost dinosaur like things in it along with everything else. The water is murky and hard to see, minus the GIANT shadows. And yes, they put everything into one tank.

On the right is a field sorta with all these pillars. I don't really know what they are for, but they are lined up for some reason.

Did I mention that this place has laser defense on the super large gate. It is ridiculous!

Now that I think about it, the shape of the whole place is odd similar to the final main quest in Oblivion sorta... Eh, not really. Similar, but I that similar...

I have yet to use my recorder for this project like I had intended too... I WILL NOT GIVE UP ON IT!

By the way, I was think about using all these recorded dreams and make a video game out of them... That would actually be pretty cool now that I think about it.

Also by the way to anyone reading, I do plan on becoming a game developer. I am majoring in it... And yes that is totally possible.

Friday, December 18, 2009

An old City with a new Face

So, before I started this dream journal, I had a dream about a city where in the middle of the main road was a large circular building and I was chasing/fighting/running after some person.


CONTINUITY NOD.

WE'RE BACK THERE. This is so cool, my dreams have continuity.

Anyways, I was back at the city with my family, but they had done construction and tore down the building. We were trying to find a place to eat and ended up going to a place I had not been before in the city. For some reason, all the people in the town were at this shack place that we ended up at and apparently they were running from something, as if they were refugees. I don't what it was, but we ended up as part of the refugees. Sadly, this is were my dream stopped.

But my dreams have continuity, you have no idea how cool this actually is! Sweet.

Anyways, I had a chance to use my recorder, but I was just plain lazy. Silly me. I am gonna keep and try more later.

Thursday, December 17, 2009

Shadow Spike Pokemon

First dream about Pokemon. Alright.

It was almost a straight up idea dream, I like those a lot.

Basically a ghost Pokemon that hides in shadows and has spikes, trick is though is that is possesses other Pokemon instead of fighting by itself. I think that would be a really cool idea for a Pokemon.

Yeah it was a short dream. I had others, but it was really blurry in my memory, can't remember a thing. The recorder did not work, I did not use it. But I have faith, will try again tonight.

Wednesday, December 16, 2009

DS and a conversation.

So I had two dreams that I remember this time.

First one was about these three hipster protesters against trucks or something in a City (looked liked Chicago to me). They were yelling at me and this person I know, named Julia, and then for some reaon they followed us to some room with a large table in it. All of a sudden all these people from my high school and random people that I know fill in the remaining seats. There are ten or so people at this table now. They start talking randomly. My hair was gelled in this dream, I don't know why. One people commented on it, his name is Joe. He asked me how gel I had i my hair. I responded with, "enough to keep an elephant stuck to the ceiling."

He smiled.

WHAT?
Anyways, that was the end of that dream.

In another dream, I was living in some house I have never seen before and in the house on the right lived some crazy old lady that all the little boys went to to play their Nintendo DS.

I had a DS too. It had a weird ass case on it that looked like corduroy pants.The lady seriously though this was freaking amazing. I have no idea why. Also this little kid was jerk to me.

Jerk.


In other dream recording news, I tried the voice recorder, didn't wake up in the middle of the night so I couldn't try it out effectively like the notebook. Eh, I'll try it again tonight.

Tuesday, December 15, 2009

Restaurant Faviolee

"Welcome to Restaurant Faviolee!"

Yeah I got no idea either folks. But hey! That is what it was like. I am myself and I go into this restaurant to chase an apparent friend in this world that is a cross between real-life and hand drawn stuff. Kind of like Who Framed Roger Rabbit?
So I end up in here and I have no idea where this kid is. He was fat, short, and wore a bright Orange Shirt. In other words, easy to spot, yet I couldn't find him. I walk in and I turn around and there he is, sitting on someone else eating desert or something.
I sit down, and all of the sudden, the table turns into multiple tables and I am sitting next to some random stranger and my best friend from High School. Eh? We make some kind of 3-d puzzle that turns into an animation. My friend draws on it a bit with a pencil, to make it look better, even though it really doesn't ( he gives a cave hair or something...) I never ate at that place.


Oh funny thing about this dream. I woke up 3 am to write down I had it on a journal and I couldn't get back to sleep till 4 am. Awesome. Whatever, I am going to try a voice recorder tonight to see if it works any better.

Monday, December 14, 2009

Meat Puppets: The Musical

So apparently in this dream I was looking through the eyes of a lady who fights crazy-ass monsters. And you see, there was this crazy-ass monster. It was a bat, who control people, with its mind.
How enjoyable.
Anyways, the lady and this guy were following the bat in a high powered airplane. It stops at a overpass and they exit the plane. The bat takes over a guy and starts shooting everyone in this parking lot which was underneath. The two subdue the guy. Then the bat takes over a heavy-metal band singer. He is really ripped, cannot be subdued. They somehow take out the bat (with explosives?) and the metal band singer is still out of control. the lady uses the power of music to force the singer out of the control of the now dead bat. (don't ask me about logistics okay.) End of Dream.

'Tis a weird one indeed.

Sunday, December 13, 2009

Walmart for weights

So last night, I was on a quest for strength. I wanted to be stronger, so where do I go? WALMART. Eh? Well apparently in dream world, Walmart is also a fully-functional gym as well as a supermarket powerhouse.

Okay.

So I go there and a bunch of dudes ask me really complicated questions about specific muscles. I get severely confused.
Then I get attacked so to speak by some people I know. they pet my hair... awesome. One that I just recently met leaves. I follow her in my quest for strength.

Cue art shirt.

Everything is super colorful and drawn. I am confused as always. I sim up a waterfall with a person riding my back to where the person lives. She takes off her clothes (I was like WOAH) to reveal a giant hideous scar. I am like, "okay." She is like, "THIS IS THE PRICE OF POWER."

I wake up. Awesome.

Saturday, December 12, 2009

Fighting A lot

So this dream was all about me fighting people. I was in a boxing ring with some other guy and I took him down, I then proceeded to kick him on the ground so he couldn't sneak attack me if I turned around. Everyone was yelling at me to lay off. I dive into the crowd and make my escape. I sit down next to some people I randomly know from real life (this is weird) and the next fight comes on. (they don't follow me, lax security I guess.)

Anyways, It is "The Glacier" vs. Jerry Jepaco. Jerry gets owned big time and is thrown a very hilarious amount of distance. I get out of my seat and fight Glacier man. It is very epic involving a lot of clotheslines, super throws, and kicks to the face. I somehow win. Yay.

That is about it. I had another dream where I was an adventurer, but I don't really remember it all that well. I need to write down these things before posting them, like have a piece of paper and a pen next to my bed to write down in a haze of sleep before falling back to sleep. I think I'll do that.

Friday, December 11, 2009

castle in the park

This dream, like all my dreams was weird as hell.

It started off with me in a park and then these bad guys showed up. they were taking all these other people away. I also got caught. I escaped (I think) and then got to my car. I started driving away, but then practically passed out. I wake up without crashing somehow and I am no where I know.

I wake up violently from something making a loud crashing sound.

I go back to sleep. I end up driving back to the park and there is this castle. I decide to go in it. I am now some sort of adventure hero. Huh? I fight off some monsters. On top of the castle, there is this person that I think I have to fight. So I try to go up. On my way up, ghost abominations fly out of the walls and attack me. I get to the stairwell of the castle (no joke) and find that it is completely abstract. there are stairs leading into the back of stairs, stairs that are sideways, stairs that don't really look like stairs, but are still recognizable; you get the idea.
I go up, still being attacked mercilessly by an ever growing number of ghost things. I get out onto the roof. the guy I think I am supposed to fight is just sitting there. I think he shoots lightning at me (it was raining this entire time by the way) and I wake up... I think. The ending was hazy and the waking up part was very gradual.

Oh and just because continuity is cool, I am gonna say this was the same castle I dreamed before like 2 weeks ago (Monya Toya is the best in the U.S.A.). So this all took place in southern California. Why? I don't know, ask my subconscience.

So yeah, the dream was pretty epic, yet bittersweet.

I am still for sure no one reads this. Oh well.

Thursday, December 10, 2009

Mass effect in the not so big City.

So my dream last night was interesting. It started out with me on the streets of a not so big city, more like a town to correctly describe the place. I was on the sidewalk and looking for something to do. A bunch of people run up to me and ask me to join their gang. I follow and they outrun me, which was sad because they were girls and I am a cross-country runner. They were fast and I lost them in the crowd. I end up going to a bar and try to buy an energy drink, my dad shows up out of nowhere and tells me those are not good for your health. I buy milk instead.
My best friend and his dad show up and he snickers at my choice of drink. I lower my head sullenly. My best friend's Dad invites my family to go with them to some place in Wisconsin to go camping. My Dad agrees to this.

I leave the bar by myself.

I continue to walk and random people start following me out of nowhere, I don't mind them and continue on with my aimless wandering. As luck would have it, I end up in the underground slums of the city. There are two really muscular guys duking it out. I go down a level. I find more people who are watching the fight and gambling on it. I turn around.

Somehow, I end up turning into Commander Shepard from Mass Effect and have a conversation with an alien. I don't know what to say because there are literally twenty choices on the stupid dial thing.

I wake up confused and disoriented.

Wednesday, December 9, 2009

St. Louis?

So yeah, my dream last night involved some weird combination between St. Louis and some screwed up world.

I was there on a trip with a bunch of people I've known throughout my life. It was a mix of people from high school and college, which confused me. In the city it apparently was Egyptian day and everyone was wearing some weird ass clothing that kind of looked like bathing suits sorta. I bought one, but in the end it was worthless because it was the end of the day. I get annoyed at myself, my best friend laughs, a random girl is standing in the room that I met once. Who knows. At one point, I go to the City's theme park place where they have this ride that is ridiculously high up and looks like one of those viking ship rides. (I forget the name at the moment.) I go up there and talk with the guy who is repairing it. I complain about how damn dangerous it is being up here and apparently I was lucid enough to alter the ride to being reasonably tall and have a place where to stand when doing repairs. This is a first that I actually said, "screw you dream, this is stupid." I find it funny. Also there was something weird about the elevators in the hotel and even station in the city was "Millennium _______." Overall, it was an interesting dream.

Tuesday, December 8, 2009

Third Times the Charm

Today is a sad day. I lost 2 of my dreams. I am kind of annoyed right now that I cannot remember what they were, but I do remember there being other dreams. I only remember the last one, which is so strange that it bugs me.

I was in a classroom of some kind with a bunch of other people and we were trying to shoot blood out of our fingers to weaken these paper russian dolls-esque things. It was strange and apparently I was good at it. I got to the point that I drained most of the blood in my left hand. I stopped at that point. So yeah that was the entire dream.

Monday, December 7, 2009

Splinter Cell and Handless Girls

First Dream, It was like I was playing Splinter Cell Multiplayer, but it was more real than that. This is quite weird actually since I have only played Splinter Cell Multiplayer once in my life, no idea why my mind would flip too it randomly like that... it is completely strange.
The stage we were in was a small and very dark stage basically design for one on one and possible two vs. two. It had multiple layers and some sneaky places you could go too. There was a single light source and apparently the stage is inside a not yet finished skyscraper and there was a balcony.
Anyways It was really annoying fighting this guy. He always seemed to be cheating and had more points than the entire time even though I was constantly killing him.It didn't make much sense. Oh and this one time I shot him POINT BLANK, with a shotgun 5 times... HE DIDN'T DIE. RAEGGGGGGGGG. (Purposely spelled wrong for emphasis.) I was so angry. He was sitting there, not moving, reloading some old shotgun thing that just took forever to reload. (I think I saw him put powder down the barrel.) So yeah I was not too happy. I woke up after this.

Later I dreamed I was back at College (but a different college mind you) and there was this girl with no hands. It was weird.

Stuff did not happen.

Yeah, we talked about stuff and she was depressed for no particular reason (well she didn't have hands, that would be a pain in the ass.) Yeah, it was really vague, but I did dream it, so I am writing it down. That's all for today.

Sunday, December 6, 2009

Nightmare + A very long dream.

All right, I kind of had a nightmare. I don't if anyone else would consider it a nightmare, but I did since it is never happened to me before.

I got into a Car Accident.

Not just any ol' accident though, a small one. I drove around a corner, spun out because I accelerated too fast and kind of broke the other driver's headlight... Yeah that's all that happened, but let me tell you...

I was freaking out. Really bad too. I woke up then. Also, first Nightmare of this Blog, Huzzay...

Next dream I had was really long. So long and confusing that I will just give a summary

there was this big house in some kind of renaissance type town and a family lived in it. I only saw the little brother and big sister though. anyways, the first thing that happened was that I had a tour of this town. It was pretty. then I helped the little brother get good at chess so he could beat his friend in some chess tournament. I don't think that went on to be a major plot point in the dream, it just kind of hanged there. then I saw there bathroom facilities, which was like half the house for some reason and there was MULTIPLE large room shower places. What is with these places in my dreams? Some kind of continuity in my dreams I guess. Oh, then the brother got kidnapped by something I don't know about and was trapped inside some kind of labyrinth underground a crop circle or something. Me and the Sister flew there somehow (I find out her name is Jennifer Blackhawk or something... weird) and then bust into the place and find the brother whose name is Francisco I think. Oh and then this weird monster thing with four arms attacked us and I lit all this conviently placed grease on the ground on fire and killed it with flames. then we escaped and I woke up.

Dreams are weird, that is all I can really say.

Saturday, December 5, 2009

A random Village

So this dream was really hard to remember. I had a hard time scrounging my memory to find it for some reason.

It started off with me and a bunch of other people hiking in the woods. We then come out of the woods to a valley like place with a large hill with incredibly green grass the entire way. There is also a dirt road and at the bottom of the hill was an incredibly small village of sorts. there was mostly normal buildings though, nothing made of cloth.
Anyways, I slide down the hill becasue grass is literally that smooth. It was like skiing on my back. I also was wearing a winter coat for some reason this entire time. As I go down the hill, I narrowly miss hitting a rusty swing set.
Nice people live in the town and surprisingly, the biggest building is some kind of restaurant and gift shop combo place. I eat chicken strips there, they are hot. Most of the people in the town then leave in Mystery Machines. Huh? I am essentially left by myself with only the people I came with.

I decide to slide down the hill again. Also, at one point there is some kind of aqua barrier around the restaurant/gift shop. I think I also end up running it or something. It was strange.
The people I was with I think were people I kind of know from the internet that I have been talking with recently, but that is a random guess on my part. This dream was weird, at least the hill has slippery, yet dry grass of funness.

Friday, December 4, 2009

The Stupidest Test in the World

This dream was actually very interesting. It was some kind of thing by a MTV type company or something to help get teenagers and college kids more excited about learning... No really, I dreamt this.
Anyways, they got a bunch of teenagers and people around that age (I would qualify as I am only 18 as of writing this) and stuck in some kind of outdoor micro arena for some game involving a very small flat concrete surface with nothing else (My guess? Foursquare Championship Finals are held at the place). While we were sitting there, they moved everyone around to the same side. I thought that was silly in case of a fire and a person my from High School class was there as well for some reason (Let's call him S.Sc) and he agreed with me. Looking back at all this, I realize that I was an idiot in this dream.

Anyways, they told us a bunch of stuff and gave us some stuff to read and then handed us a 20 question test. Of course, the questions were dumb. Example, 2. Name two moves used in Bull Riding. What? I don't even think there are "moves" in Bull Riding. Of course, I answered with the Double Rodeo and the Bucking Bill. I was being completely serious about it. Like I said before, I was an idiot in this dream. Question 12 was also dumb, (although I don't remember the exact wording here was the basic gist of it). Someone lady wrote such and such and it means something important. What is important in this writing? And how can it make you a better person? Extra Credit for those who explain why the lady was such a pretentious prick.

At This point in my dream, I am woken up from it. I am annoyed becasue I only got 5 hours of sleep and no one told me I had to wake up early today. I'm on break for God's Sake, I was planning on waking around 10 to 12, not 7 AM. Whatever, I got most of the dream back.

Sadly, I really don't remember anything else. Ah well, see you tomorrow.

Thursday, December 3, 2009

Stuff Happens.

My dreams were entirely unclear last night. It didn't help I didn't get a good nights rest either. It was a bunch of random junk about Avatar and such and me throwing fireballs or something. Now as cool as that is, I am sick of the Avatar-related dreams, I am not getting anything out of it at all. It is just annoying and taking up dream space.

My other dream, as weird as it was, was a bit more sensical (hardly though). I was on an island in the middle of the night, with a random girl, sitting on a hammock, and then another girl walks by.

Stuff happens.

Then random military guys come around from nowhere, and fighting ensues. I wake up disappointed by that being the only original type dream I will have today. It wasn't really that good comparatively speaking to the previous night's dream anyways.

Hopefully, tomorrow's will be better.

Wednesday, December 2, 2009

Avatar/House of people

So yeah, I had two dreams. The first dream was stupid and about Avatar the Last Airbender. This is probably because I just finished watching the whole series in two days. Yeah, I'm a geek, sue me for it. It is a damn good show. But that is besides the point. The dream was silly and I don't really remember it.

The second dream was much more interesting. First off, it took place in a really awesome house (to be explained later). It was inhabited by a loving, average, normal family... not. The Dad I only saw once. He was really quiet. The Mom was strange, she was invisible for everyone unless I had my hand on her head, which was awkward. There were two mischievous brothers and at one point they burned themselves and everyone running around trying to find them and the fire. And then there was an older sister, who was a social worker who liked long winded speeches about everything. She also liked plants a lot.
I also almost walked in on her when she as taking a shower in their giant shower room (this is strange). The door was open to it and I was looking for the brothers who had lit themselves on fire somewhere. By the way, I saw nothing.
That anecdote reminds me of the awesome house they were in. It was really strangely designed. It was a courtyard style type deal with a shed/ greenhouse place and... ya know, you can just look at the pretty layout picture.

Oh, I should say that yes, there was a magically portal door in the shed that lead to an urban alleyway type place (it was more of a box shaped place surrounded by buildings with two mini walls randomly placed in the middle of the opening) and at one point there was a gang war and there was a bunch of junk laying on the ground including brightly colored SMGs. I was gonna take one, but I ended up just sneaking around the pile of stuff watching police like figures and thugs take all the sweet loot. I didn't want to get hurt.
All in all, it was a really awesome dream. I got to jump off their roof. Also, the picture I drew is a little misleading. there is much more space between the shed and the house on both sides. You can't jump across the roofs sadly. I also have to say it was one of the most detailed dreams with stuff I could see and comprehend effectively.

Wow, I wrote a lot. Such a massive wall of text. HAVE FUN READING IF YOU SKIPPED IT ALL. I'M WATCHING.

Tuesday, December 1, 2009

Welcome to McDonalds.

"Yes, uh, I would like a double cheeseburger and a watermelon."

"Alright that will be... sorry we just ran out of watermelons."

"WHAT"

And then we went to a cliff side beach and I fought 20 McDonald Workers-turned-pirates, WITH MY BARE HANDS.

Yeah it was pretty epic.

I never did get the watermelon back though.

Darn.