Monya is the Best in the U.S.A..

I had two dreams about the same person; except the person is definitely not a real person. Anyways, the first dream is a girl sitting on an impossibly high mountain of junk. The junk is very hard to see, it kind of looks like electronics. The girl at the top is sitting there, all by herself, eating ice cream with a sampling spoon. She's wearing normal clothes as far as I can remember. Oh, did I mention that this is all taking place inside the main hall of a castle?! Yeah, this is weird as hell right now and I don't get it. Eh, it's dreamworld, I'll take it any day.

Alright the next segment of my dreams stars the same girl; however, this time, she is dressed like a cowboy, riding a robot horse, while a robot voice (its not the horse, I am sure of it) sings a song...

huh?

First off, the girl is not sitting on the horse normally. She is sitting sideways, with her legs crossed, looking sideways, not holding on to anything. Why is she not falling off? Also, I now see she has short purple hair... Great.

The robot horse looks like a robot horse; however, inside of moving it's legs, it just has wheels at the bottom of it's feet and has it's legs locked.

Finally, the song that is being sung by the robot voice is this...

Monya's the best in the U.S.A., Monya's the best in the U.S.A., Monya's the best in the U.S.A....

It kept repeating forever... How fun. Also, who the hell is Monya? Is it the horse or is it the Girl, my bet is on the girl only because that is what I thought first and these are my dreams coming from my head. It probably... no... it is the girl. (BTW, it is pronounced Mon-Yah.)

Anyways, that whole thing apparently took place in Southern California. The moral of the story? I have weird dreams.

that's all for now, see you all tomorrow! No one...

anti-incest commercial and a Conversation at Applebees

So yeah if you can't tell by the title, this one is weird as hell.

So at one point during my dreams there are a bunch of random people of various ages having sex while still wearing clothes. Yeah...
Then it zooms out and it is me and my Dad watching TV and type appears that say don't have sex with your Family Members. A terrible graphic public service announcement...

WHAT. THAT IS TERRIBLE. FREUD WAS WRONG. FREUD WAS WRONG DAMNIT. SCREW YOU PSA'S!


Ahem...

Later I am sitting at Applebees with people (I didn't get a good view of them.) and we are talking about Modded Xbox's. Apparently it had something to do with the menu because I apparently wanted fried shrimp, but because they fixed the Xbox's, I couldn't anymore... I don't get it, but I was angry in the dream for no apparent reason.


Then I woke up and was terrible disturbed by my subconscious thought process.

Oh and then I wrote it all down here for everyone's enjoyment.

11/28/09 risk geography

Hello to No one. This is my personal dream journal for my own amusement and documentation. Of course, all these wonderful people can come for the ride as well I suppose. If someone ever reads this.


Oh well, to my dream.


It was strange, I was apparently doing some kind of Geography assignment for High School, even though I am in college, and I was writing my opinions I think on all the different countries. I was also writing down at least one fact because that I guess makes the assignment easier. I also talked to someone from my old High School (p.r. A.S.) who also said that this was a good idea. Now the weird part was that I saw the map and it was a Risk board type thing. It wasn't a real map.

I probably failed that assignment in my dream world or maybe that was the assignment, high school was stupid like that.